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  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal

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harry potter is the leonardo dicaprio of movies

(via drarrysexual)

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  • me: *close tumblr*
  • me: tumblr is boring today
  • me: 10 minutes later
  • me: *opens tumblr*

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